Thursday, January 28, 2016

The New Orleans Pelicans King Cake Baby Mascot Is Basically a War Crime


So, it’s safe to say, I’m not a fan of mascots. They’re creepy. They have giant dead eyes. They always look like they’re secretly planning to murder the very fans that they’ve been hired to entertain. Me and Robin Lopez see eye to eye on this issue. But even I, someone who hates mascots, can admit that once in a while, on the rarest of occasions, a mascot can seem adorable. This is not one of those times.


The New Orleans Pelicans have a primary mascot named Pierre. He’s got the soulless dead eyes of all mascots, but he’s…



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The New Orleans Pelicans King Cake Baby Mascot Is Basically a War Crime

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